The Musings of a Semi-Retired

I’m very honored to have the honor to honor Miss Nora Aunor! My goodness, I am so Aunored!

— Eugene Domingo

Ah, Glenn doesn’t deserve her. All he cares about are possessions, fancy cars, CD players. Even women are possessions to him.

— The Great Billy Idol

Hey Psycho! I’m not gonna feel better about this. It’s over. Now please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

— Adam Sandler, The Wedding Singer

Hey Linda!
You’re a bitch!

— Petey, another kid in The Wedding Singer

You’re gonna die…

— Tyler, The Kid in The Wedding Singer

Oh my God, she made me a present…
And I AM AN ASSHOLE!!!

— Adam Sandler, The Wedding Singer

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You have arrived na talaga! Super!!!

Laugh Trip in Vienna

During the 2008 Eurocup final in Vienna, Luis Aragones gathered the entire team and cautioned the players about their German opponents.

Luis Aragones: You have to watch out for Wallas…

Team: Wallas???

Aragones: Yes, Wallas. The captain!

Xavi: It’s (Michael) Ballack, mister…

Aragones: Well then, if you’re so smart, tell me how to pronounce the name of the player who wears 7 (Bastian Schweinsteiger).

No wonder they were such a happy bunch

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If drag queens love you, you’ll have the longest career in the world. They know phony, and they know real.

— Tina Fey, echoing Kathy Lee Gifford in last night’s Screen Actor’s Guild Awards

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LOL.

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fuckyeahrachelmaddow:

“The moon could then become the 51st state. And so now in 2019, Puerto Rico I guess is still just a territory. Washington, D.C. is essentially still like an occupied territory. But the moon, well, now we call it North North Dakota.”

The Rachel Maddow Show, January 27, 2012

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Impressing the Maestro

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The Dictator who risks his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed.