“The moon could then become the 51st state. And so now in 2019, Puerto Rico I guess is still just a territory. Washington, D.C. is essentially still like an occupied territory. But the moon, well, now we call it North North Dakota.”
The Rachel Maddow Show, January 27, 2012
Jon Stewart: If Voldemort were to get into a sword fight with Herman Cain, who would win?
Ralph Fiennes: Depends on the length of the wand.
A note personally handed to President Obama by an Occupy movement member while he is shaking hands with the audience in Manchester High School, New Hampshire. (Photo by Charles Dharapak, Associated Press)
Hey Rich Kids!
to cut the crap and pay your f@8%!$# share!
DADT is finally repealed!
And I bet she happy with that
With Eyes Wide Open
What The???!!!
After vehemently denying all the accusations against him, NY Democrat Congressman Anthony Weiner finally admitted for sending all those sexually suggestive pics on twitter to six women…
And he said he’s sorry for doing it. He said it was an “aberration from which I’ve learned…blah…blah…blah… and oh, I’m such a d*%!”
But amidst of this, he won’t step down.
In two days…. The State Of The Union Address…
Is he fired up? Ready to go?
“I’ll Forever Be Indebted To Jon…”
…That’s what Mr. Kenny Specht thought of The Daily Show and its host Jon Stewart, for their/ his advocacy to fight the Republican leadership’s derailing of the law that fund the the health care of 9/11 responders.
Way to go, Jon and The Daily Show!
This is seriously happening!!!!
Preparations are now underway to the massive and much awaited sanity rally by The Daily Show on October 30th. In fact, Jon Stewart already signed the request for permit to rally as seen by his viewers in his show last Friday. Surprisingly, Stephen Colbert appeared on the show but only to mock Jon Stewart’s rally. But in the end, Stephen could not contain his envy towards Jon’s permit and he finally begged Jon to include his Fear rally in his permit.
Jon easily obliged by including Colbert’s name. But Colbert was so cocky that he stole the permit.
What the F@*#!??
Then Oprah’s god-like voice was heard in the studio. The audience braced themselves for a possible Queen O’s live presence. Then she suddenly appeared… Live but via satellite. Audience became ecstatic while bickering between Jon and Stephen stopped as they listened to O’s big announcement. She then specifically asked the audience to pull the piece of paper under their seats (an Oprah trademark) and voila! Each person won a brand new car…
Bleh!!!!
But seriously, according to Just Jared, the audience won not only FREE tickets to the rally but with a free hotel accommodation.
Anyways, the gif image above may be exaggerated for the sane ones, but who wouldn’t be surprised? Even Jon and Stephen were excited on the freebies. Stephen, being true to his leech nature, still pleaded to Oprah to give his entire audience free tickets. So far, Oprah has not and I think WILL NOT give in. BTW, these two characters may be officially considered as one of Oprah’s bff along with scores of first rate politicians, icons, presidents (except for Nixon, I guess…), Hollywood A-Listers, sportspeople, authors, Gayle King and of course, Dr. Phil.
Now with the request for the permit to rally signed, the conjoined rallies of Stephen and Jon will push ahead as planned.
Wohooo!!!!
